english joke!

Wakidjan and Tukidjo went to a piano recital featuring Nadine, a very beautiful pianist

Wakidjan was amused when he listened Nadines piano recital...he clapped his hands and
yelled:

"Not a play! Not a play!"

"Amazing...amazing. .."

Nadine was confused. "Not a play?"

"Yes. Not a play. Bukan main."

Tukidjo who accompanied Wakidjan at that time was stunned.

"Bukan main itu bukan not a play, Djan."

"Your granny (Mbahmu). Humanly I have check my dictionary kok.. (Orang saya sudah periksa
di kamus kok)"

He then turned his head to Nadine. "Lady, let's corner (Mojok yuk).
But don't think that are nots (Jangan berpikir yang bukan-bukan) . I just want a meal together." (saya hanya mau makan sama-sama)

"Ngaco kamu, Djan," Tukidjo said.

"Don't be surplus (Jangan berlebihan), Djo. Be wrong a little is OK toch.?†(salah sedikit ok toch)

Nadine could only smile a little. "I would love to, but ..."

"Sorry if my friend make you not delicious (Maaf kalau teman saya bikin kamu jadi nggak enak)" Wakidjan responded friendly.
"Different river, maybe (Lain kali barangkali). I will not be various kok (Saya nggak akan macam-macam kok)."

After Nadine
left, Wakidjan looked at Tukidjo resentfully.

"Disturbing aja sih, Djo. Does the language belong to your ancestor (Emang itu bahasa punya moyang lu)?"

Tukidjo sought for a closing line.

"Just itchy Djan, because you speak English as delicious as your belly button." (Gatel aja, Djan, soalnya kamu ngomong Inggris seenak udelmu dewe).

Wakidjan could only grumble, "His name is also effort." (Namanya juga usaha).


(bljr bhsa inggris nyenengin jga yw!!!!) ^_^